SE5 Hammer
3:41 Fri Apr 3
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I've got a 1 year old at 57 so now feel like a spring pup
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Eerie Descent
10:12 Fri Apr 3
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Fair play to him, lived an absolute life, and still throwing it up some sort.
Lots of jealousy on here. I'm sure he won't give a fuck.
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wanstead_hammer
9:06 Fri Apr 3
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Bernie the (shot his) Bolt.
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Sven Roeder
7:36 Fri Apr 3
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When I saw the picture of the happy parents to be I was put in mind of a 40 something woman sharing her holiday pics of a visit to the Galápagos Islands
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Alfie
1:11 Fri Apr 3
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I knew someone who became accidentally pregnernch.
his missus milked him off into an eggcup - and then flung his white broth up herself like a pothole puddle flung up a wheel arch.
Some clung to the mudflaps. He turnt up.
Some women are so fertile - their qweff's have been known to be impregnated by passing travelling jeffs.
Some of my best friends were borne of women who got egg shot cum across by visiting jobbing gypsy fair acrobats out jogging
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zebthecat
1:06 Fri Apr 3
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Viagra or Turkey Baster?
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boleyn8420
12:58 Fri Apr 3
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Blimey, I thought I was doing well with a 5 and 8 year old at 63.
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gph
12:41 Fri Apr 3
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Ramjit Raghav was 96 when his 61 year old wife gave birth to their second child.
Of course, she might have had a 16 year old toy boy
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BRANDED
12:34 Fri Apr 3
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Many ways to shag
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Mr Anon
12:17 Fri Apr 3
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was going to say how selfish it is but i'm sure the kid will get over it.
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lowermarshhammer
12:08 Fri Apr 3
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Received a letter just the other day
Don't seem they wanna know you no more
They've laid it down given you their score
Within the first two lines it bluntly read
You're not to come and see us no more
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?
Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says
"What will the neighbors think, they'll think
We don't, that's what they'll think, we don't"
But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't
Our uncle he don't wanna know he says
"We are a disgrace to the human race", he says
"How can you show your face
When you're a disgrace to the human race?"
No commitment, you're an embarrassment
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement
The intention that you have booked
Was an intention that was overlooked
They say, "Stay away
Don't want you home today
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more"
Our dad, don't wanna know he says
"This is a serious matter
Too late to reconsider
No one's gonna wanna know ya"
Our mum, she don't wanna know, she says
"I'm feelin' twice as old", she says
"Thought she had a head on her shoulder
'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older
I'm feelin' twice as older"
You're an embarrassment
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Kaiser Zoso
11:34 Thu Apr 2
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lol
lol
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JimmyT
11:31 Thu Apr 2
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His wife breastfed their other children, but this baby is going to be a formula one.
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JimmyT
11:30 Thu Apr 2
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One of the few babies in history who will be born taller than their dad.
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Sven Roeder
11:23 Thu Apr 2
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Amused by one of the comments on the Daily Mail website
I hope the wife doesn’t get the baby’s nappies mixed up with Bernies incontinence pads
Ag ag ag
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ParadiseLost
11:22 Thu Apr 2
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Bernie isn’t a gentle person. Expect a headline like ‘Brazilian pool boy mystery disappearance’ in the near future.
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gph
11:22 Thu Apr 2
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By no means the oldest father on record.
And I bet some of those old blokes have DNA proof that the kid is theirs.
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